inherit the wonk

my my my the oldest take after the mother visually ay? i don kno if they both got smacked on their right side pre-photo taking but both of them look they have a wonky situation. such a shame.

New monsters

Well...... Tameka and her bitch, Usher brought a lil monster into the world. God forbid that child be hideous, it's already got alot going against it. But then again... does anyone really care about them anymore. The hype on the marriage and fiasco has passed.

I also want to kno when the media will focus on a new spot of a womans body to play up. This ass thing is getting out hand. I'm tired of looking at my butt in the mirror trying to see if it measures up to that VIDGe-YO ho. I say we focus on the stomach. Too many chuny bitches in belly shirts. I wish i could find a pic.... wait. lemme look.

LOLLLL. so it's no fat stomach in a belly shirt but I couldnt help but laugh at her sexy pose! It looks like that weird ass lil kid that just stares at you from across the room for 3 hours. Her wonk game is crazy!

getting there

So... today I woke up with the intention of hanging out with this guy that i liked.
but it didn't work out that way so then it came to me.
Why am I waiting for him to come around ?
Why am I waitong for anything to come around.
From now on I'm going to make things happen and if planned events look a little shaky, I'm moving on. I need to be more independent and stop relying on things to come my way when i clearly know where to get them. And if you're the guy reading now, sorry. I had to make moves.

urban glam

I remember being 13-14 and desperately trying to get my mother to buy me some Baby Phat paraphernalia. I was upset every year when my mother laughed and took me to J C Penneys.

Going back I realize Baby Phat hasn't crossed the hill, the new fashion bump.
Everybody is starting to mesh. No longer are African American women wearing JUST Dr. Jays stock. Whenever I enter the Downtown Locker Room, Changes, etc. I look in disgust. I can't stand Dereon's lack of imagination, Baby Phat's slow progress, or Rocawear hitting a wall. I absolutely can't stand it and instead of people looking at the designs and the tacky logo all over tthe item, they pick it up and buy it because it's ROCAWEAR, BABY PHAT, and DTLR.
While I have a weakness for sneakers with gum bottoms and crazy textures, that's as far I'll vear into the urban sector. It's just a tacky spot to fall into.






Anywhoo. . .

Kia Vaughn is suing Don Imus. Last nite I was seriously considering suing the Game Board Company who produced Taboo, the game where you attempt to get your playmates to say a specific word given constrictions(words you are not allowed to say to describe it). They had Woody as one of the words. Every adult in there was thinking sexually, not the bird. I figured that if a female basketball player can get mad because this old man called you a nappy headed ho and a few other mean words., I can sue for something as stupid as "woody" being in a game that children could possibly play, because it could possibly be sexual.

I keep wondering, as an African American woman, I've got teased for my hair so much it's ridiculous. Suck that crap up. Learned to be a grown PERSON and suck it up. I can't imagine who is gonna hole their criticism from that woman now. "God, Kia you should fix the back of your hair." lawsuit. "Kia your feet are ashy" lawsuit. lawsuit. "Kia, you kinda smell like pickles" LAWSUIT. How can we be so sensitive we can't take a comment that we've already heard before, just because it's on tv. She prolly called some girl she doesn't care for that name. A chunk of people are probably calling her that as a joke and she can't take it anymore.

on to good things

... there are no good things today. ahwell.

sheesh, hard life huh?

Image via dlisted




Does anyone know the Lambchop theme song?


Lindsay Lohan(see how many ppl 'technorati' her and end up here, dissapointed)

ARE YOU THE NEXT BOOTS?

FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAV is looking for his next hunny bunny.
This time we get to vote. YES YES YES YES. Currently, Becky is in lead but I think ol' dude Beverly gon take the spot soon. I could see Flav's face now. What's not to love?

!!VOTE FOR BEV!!

eddy murphy pees on himself

I kid, I kid...
but if I was a horrible father tryna pull a Maury and, after seeing my two babymoms together, I would too. Then I'd immigrate to Mexico.. illegally.
Check the story out at CONCRETE LOOP

the world is a block

I love the colour block thing stores are coming out with. I abs. love it.
I can't wait to get my dress and my silver pumps or peeptoes.

colour block dress from www.asos.com

for those who can't read, these wondermous silver/blue platforms from nine west also come in yellow and black.

asos.com

nine west (non-silver but still cute and dove grey) ankle boots

I don feel like putting anymore. I'm tired.

11:31

I hate it when ppl wait til it's time to be asleep to be yell, move furniture, and decide to have a stomping contest. I need a sleep number mattress: #20

needed

I'm starting a zine. need an assistant. inquire within. getprete@yahoo.com

I also need a master weavist. makeup artist. a poloraid camera. nail technician. a few artists(watercolor, graphic design, sculpture,etc.) who want their art featured.

leh-pord

Does anyone notice how long Eve made that poor man wait outside? Heffa think she the only one who get to grind on Seanny Pauly.






Anyways...

I went screen shopping and this is what I found:








































Beyonce's lacefront/foundation game is on point!



I have work to do.

i sue you sue we all complain

geez!
Lots of suing going around already.

Gwen Stefani is on Forever 21's tail for copying her L..A.M.B. and Harajuku line.

Samantha Ronson is suing Perez for those lil comments about her spilling beans.


See, in the real world we'd just get mad and call em' a slut on myspace.. I guess since Facebook took over, the world is upside down I'm gonna sue some ppl too. Starting with the Lady at the Harbor who said her husband doesn't like milk chocolate," he's a darkie!" lol.

Kit Kat Avenue

When does the brokeness stop? I think that us regular folks keep trying to keep up with the Beys and Yays of this world. Hopefully, I'll never be subjected to answering to the public for my behavior and hiring someone to lie for me, even though I am a PR major.
To be honest, I don't really want to do PR. I want to have more clothes. So I wrote down a list of plans for me. What businesses I want to open. I guess I need to work on good credit first then.


Oh and I watched Partition today and it was so good. I'm going to stop being stereotypical. I almost wanted to hop out of my rolly chair and go protest!

And then earlier this week I caught a video Video Vixen Karrine Steffans apologizing for some bad behavior. She talks about how she doesn't have to answer to anyone... it's her business and some other words. But doesn't she have a personal sex and vacation diary coming out on the 17th. Not another word!

BLACK PEOPLE DO GET MARRIED!!!

Yay heads

What About Our Daughters





If BET wasn't already slipping into the status of TBS, they decided to have a show called "HOT GHETTO MESS". Following this, Home Depot and State Farm asked BET to remove their ads from the HGM site. Must we go down this road BET? You don't have to compete with VH1. Try a Entrepreneur's Forum or a reality show about successful single mothers. Maybe a discussion on Interracial couples?





Dont ask what kanye's video has to do with this.